You have GOT to be joking

After a shithouse day at work I walked home and after meeting Chris at the front door we walked down to the park to soak up the last of the sun on the grass. I was jotting a few ideas down in my journal when I was interrupted by a woman saying, "Sparky, NO!"

I turned around to find a dog lifting it's leg and pissing on my shoulder, I quickly moved out of the way trying to save face but unfortunately I gave the dog a clear shot on my journal and everything I had just written.

The woman apologised emphatically. I said it was OK, although I wanted to ring the fucking owner's neck. Chris was still laughing as we approached our door and I completely cracked it. After a shower and change of clothes I am ready to go out and I can almost see the funny side of it.